01
Apr
10

So-called Satirists So Cold: Leibowitz, Vidal Pass Over The Spring Festival

Tragedy gathered its wits with all the coquettishness of a freshly-minted widow last night, as J. Black visited Messrs. Leibowitz, J.S. and Vidal, E.L.G. The much-feted pair of shiftless idlers were discovered in their respective homes, their bodies no longer metabolizing, and a good pallor about them. Better-judgment is the presumed culprit. There was little, if any, evidence of raging against the dying of the light at the scene. Their palaver flogged, the deaths are said have been decidedly non-valiant ones.

After the event, Eugene Luther Gore Vidal (once virtuous enough to suggest that the three most dispiriting words in the English language were “Joyce Carol Oates”) took, paraphrasing the cloud, “a graceless lurch” toward the nutbar. Managing to surpass even the maladroit fumbles of Michael Moore, and the “dangerously insane” Oliver Stone. A wearisome toad of a man who believed Timothy McVeigh to be “a noble boy,” no more of a homicidal shell of a decent man than Patton or Eisenhower, Vidal predicted that our new godless President would be buried by the great wreckage – broken by “the madhouse” – that was the proud land that fed, clothed and tolerated his frivolous ass. An intellectual? Actually, a bit of a pussy. He is now no madder than he is dead. What more can one say about the sad hollow life of this ugly little charlatan? Towards the end of his dubious romp he had apparently grown increasingly difficult to speak to (and less fun). The cloud also, not surprisingly, notes a “minor tendency to bring up the Jewish question in contexts where it didn’t quite belong.”

Incidentally (but of much less significance), Jonathan Leibowitz found Malach HaMavet. The increasingly mad-with-power mensch was last seen by the public daily. His last attempt at dialogue having descended into a meandering mess with an irate Francophile who mistook him for Jerry Lewis. Despite opinions to the contrary, Leibowitz was no one’s idea of a latter, and lesser, day Twain. Every bit a bastard, he was not a professional (consummate or otherwise). He will not be missed. To be sure, neither of these far-from-gentle men will be remembered fondly. Daily, the whole brimming world round, a lot of people are probably going to die, and are already leading miserable lives, because of the nonsense peddled by these two.

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01
Apr
10

rip john leibowitz (and to a lesser extent rip gore vidal)

22
Mar
10

Reviews for movies we haven’t seen: WALL-E

From what I understand, this is a shitty movie about a shitty little robot, and a pussy robot as well, a shitty little pussy robot who is a preachy little cunt of a robot, who is basically going on about the demise of humans and some kind of mega-corporate world government horseshit,

and the movie is distributed through Disney, Pixar’s parent company, who, from what I gather, are fucked (essentially the moral equivalent of getting raped, then finding out your rapist is producing an anti-rape movie about your rape).

Pixar makes these shitty kids movies, and adults (not like adults who like Shrek because they have a fucking toddler) but adults who don’t even have kids will go and see this horseshit and be like, oh, it’s a great first date movie: fuck you, fuck your prattling childish date, and fuck Pixar for churning this shit out year after year, and year after year receiving the same bogus, trumped up -I know it’s a kids movie, but – praise, that makes one recall Hicks on Basic Instinct.

Q: What are we going to do when the earth is a ramshackle unlivable piece of shit?

A: not watch faggoty old WALL-E. Probably watch Little Giants or something decent with Rick Moranis in it.

Also, cull these puer aeternus-panderers at Pixar and their quisling collaborators that actually watch the shit and we might have a fighting chance at survival:

Take a fucking van to the premiere of UP or whatever the fuck, get them when they come out -yammering above one another in unison like a gaggle of 30-something black chicks at a Clic Klaks- huddle those morons in the back of the van, take them out to a nearby pasture etc. etc. dead sack of kittens.

15
Mar
10

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15
Mar
10

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15
Mar
10

LOLlugers

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15
Mar
10

LOLminghellas

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